Thingz Grownups Tell Kidz Not To Do

1. Blow bubbles in your chocolate milk
2. Jump on the bed
3. Eat all those cookies before dinner
4. Play with matches/fire
5. Stay up too late
6. Drive
7. Drink and/or smoke
8. Say swear words
9. Go out without a jacket
10. Fear the Boogeyman/Ghost/Zombies/Vampires/Reaper/etc.

Well as an adult (legally, anyway) I plan on doing all of these things! Because I'M A GROWNUP NOW AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!