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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Nez Prezents... A List!!

(written while bored in a meeting at work)

Probably Bad Things to Take to an Office Meeting
  1. Two monkeys and a dog
  2. An entire Martha Stewart cookbook library
  3. A collection of used socks
  4. An air horn
  5. Whoopee cushions
  6. A scimitar
  7. Ninjas
  8. A rotten pumpkin
  9. Stripper poles
  10. A nightclub DJ
  11. Pirates
  12. Expensive silken panty garments for everyone!
  13. A herd of goats
  14. Fireworks
  15. A furrie costume
  16. A camera crew
  17. A wind machine
  18. A crocodile
  19. A bandsaw, a table saw and a drill press
  20. The Ebola Virus
  21. A Roller Derby team
  22. A campfire
  23. LARPers
  24. Muthaf%#king snakes!
  25. An Oom-pah band

posted by Nezbitt at 11:44 p.m.

3 Comments:

  • Aw come on - a roller derby team would be the perfect addition to any office meeting! Especially combined with the silk panties.

    By Blogger Gaia, at 10:01 p.m.  

  • hey neets, if you get a chance, I need to talk to you 'bout somethin. Drop me a line.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 9:40 p.m.  

  • Well, on the subject of office meetings ... Go here. Play with all the tools. Fun fun! (Don't forget to hit "Exit" when you're done.)

    By Blogger Momma Trish, at 6:50 p.m.  

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