I wuz hit by a Nun.

No, seriously.

I was in a little fender-bender a while back. A lady wasn't looking where she was going and changed lanes into me.

She left me a voicemail asking for the name of the station where I made my police report, and put a "sister" in front of her name.

I think I was hit by a nun.

Huh.

Also, a word of warning:

Watch where you're going, or before you know it, you'll have caused $3200 worth of damage to someone else's car.

(Good thing I'm not paying for it!)