20 Thingz To Do In A Restaurant If You're Bored

I was bored one day in a restaurant while I was waiting for someone:

1. Make a fort out of menus.
2. Build a tower of creamers.
3. Champagne Fountain!
4. Ask other people to taste your food "incase it's poisoned."
5. Spread out across the restaurant, try to look like secret agents.
6. Cutlery sculptures.
7. Join the birthday at the next table.
8. Re-arrange the restaurant decor.
9. Ask to borrow the salt from another table. Don't give it back.
10. Try to trade appetizers with another table.
11. Tell the bartender a fictional sob story to get a free drink "to cry in."
12. Try to start a game of telephone around the dining room.
13. Steal all the table candles. Start a seance; try to contact Elvis.
14. Write secret messages on the bathroom mirrors with lipstick/ketchup/soap/pasta sauce.
15. Steal a bunch of chairs, put them in a row, nap.
16. Translate the menu into a made-up language.
17. Start a conga-line.
18. Offer free foot massages with dessert.
19. Try one of everything! (Even if it's not yours!)
20. Chinese Fire Drill!!