Has Nez Mentioned That She Lovez Chocolate?
O.k.
So, a while back, I posted some of my favorite chocolate comments from my chocolate calendar.
Today I present, for your reading pleasure...
Nez'z Favorite Chocolate of 2005! Woot
January 06
Chocoholic: A person who has an obsessive need to eat chocolate.
January 17
According to the Chocolate Manufacturers Association, 70 percent of female survey respondents said they would rather have chocolate than sex.
January 18
Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
January 25
Mary Richards: "Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything."
Rhoda Morgenstern: "No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!"
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
January 28
The ancient Maya paid homage to Ek Chuah, a god of cacao growers and merchants, by burning cacao seeds as an offering.
February 01
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
Michael Levine
February 17
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Anonymous
February 22
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands--and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
March 15
The twelve-step chocoholics program: Never be more than twelve steps away from chocolate.
Terry Moore
April 12
Man cannot live by chocolate alone--but woman can.
Anonymous
April 18
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
May 03
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate
Anonymous
May 30
I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Homer, from the television series The Simpsons
May 31
Seen recently on a T-shirt: Emergency alert--If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, administer chocolate immediately.
June 07
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Anonymous
June 09
Researchers discovered… similarities between [chocolate and marijuana], but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer
July 07
Oh, divine chocolate! They grind thee kneeling, Beat thee with hands praying, And drink thee with eyes to heaven.
Marco Antonio Orellana
July 12
Las cosas y el chocolate espreso (ideas should be clear and chocolate thick).
Spanish proverb
July 19
Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.
Geronimo Piperni, 1796
August 30
Chocolate doesn't make the world go around, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile.
Anonymous
September 05
The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
September 20
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Miranda Ingram
October 04
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sevigne
October 11
In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate and saw that it was good. Then God separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
Anonymous
October 13
Will hiding in a cabin with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander, from the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer
October 14
There are only three things in life that matter--good friends, good chocolate, and, oh dear, what was that other one?
Anonymous
October 18
Forget love… I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Anonymous
October 20
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton, from the movie The Devil's Advocate
November 08
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anonymous
November 10
If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece everyday.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
December 06
Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
Anonymous
December 08
"When I die," I said to my friend, "I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped." Milk chocolate or bittersweet was [the] immediate concern.
Adrianne Marcus
December 12
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast.
Anonymous
December 13
Chocolate is… something that should be had on a daily basis.
Sandra Bullock
December 16
Put "Eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Anonymous
December 26
Eat a square meal a day--a box of chocolate.
Anonymous
December 29
No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just… right.
Willy Wonka
December 30
And above all… think chocolate!
Betty Crocker
Yay! Up with Chocolate!!
I think I'll go have some now...
So, a while back, I posted some of my favorite chocolate comments from my chocolate calendar.
Today I present, for your reading pleasure...
Nez'z Favorite Chocolate of 2005! Woot
January 06
Chocoholic: A person who has an obsessive need to eat chocolate.
January 17
According to the Chocolate Manufacturers Association, 70 percent of female survey respondents said they would rather have chocolate than sex.
January 18
Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
January 25
Mary Richards: "Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything."
Rhoda Morgenstern: "No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!"
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
January 28
The ancient Maya paid homage to Ek Chuah, a god of cacao growers and merchants, by burning cacao seeds as an offering.
February 01
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
Michael Levine
February 17
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Anonymous
February 22
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands--and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
March 15
The twelve-step chocoholics program: Never be more than twelve steps away from chocolate.
Terry Moore
April 12
Man cannot live by chocolate alone--but woman can.
Anonymous
April 18
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
May 03
At the top of the food chain sits chocolate
Anonymous
May 30
I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Homer, from the television series The Simpsons
May 31
Seen recently on a T-shirt: Emergency alert--If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, administer chocolate immediately.
June 07
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Anonymous
June 09
Researchers discovered… similarities between [chocolate and marijuana], but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer
July 07
Oh, divine chocolate! They grind thee kneeling, Beat thee with hands praying, And drink thee with eyes to heaven.
Marco Antonio Orellana
July 12
Las cosas y el chocolate espreso (ideas should be clear and chocolate thick).
Spanish proverb
July 19
Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.
Geronimo Piperni, 1796
August 30
Chocolate doesn't make the world go around, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile.
Anonymous
September 05
The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
September 20
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Miranda Ingram
October 04
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sevigne
October 11
In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate and saw that it was good. Then God separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
Anonymous
October 13
Will hiding in a cabin with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander, from the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer
October 14
There are only three things in life that matter--good friends, good chocolate, and, oh dear, what was that other one?
Anonymous
October 18
Forget love… I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Anonymous
October 20
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton, from the movie The Devil's Advocate
November 08
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anonymous
November 10
If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece everyday.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
December 06
Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
Anonymous
December 08
"When I die," I said to my friend, "I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped." Milk chocolate or bittersweet was [the] immediate concern.
Adrianne Marcus
December 12
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast.
Anonymous
December 13
Chocolate is… something that should be had on a daily basis.
Sandra Bullock
December 16
Put "Eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Anonymous
December 26
Eat a square meal a day--a box of chocolate.
Anonymous
December 29
No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just… right.
Willy Wonka
December 30
And above all… think chocolate!
Betty Crocker
Yay! Up with Chocolate!!
I think I'll go have some now...
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