Nez iz Tireds!

I've been only home long enough over the past few weeks to make the mess, not clean it up.

Consequently, my home is a disaster. I'm none too pleased. But it's my own damn fault. It's just that whenever I have a night to myself, I don't want to spend it doing housework. I want it to relax.

And I'm just sick of this paycheck-to-paycheck crap. Why on earth do I have to be so very un-good with money? What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm sorry everyone, I'm just a little down the last few days. Both money and schedule are tight, and it's wearing on me harder than normal right now.

Thanks for listening.

MSNversation with Nez

This conversation was too wierd and wonderful not to share...

I was talking with a very good friend of mine on MSN. She was talking about work (I won't tell you where she works, so let's just call it BarStucks...)

Wahoo says:
but it feeds my addiction, so at least I'm not losing money

Wahoo says:
hehe

Nezbitt says:
i should work at booster juice and the marble slab

Nezbitt says:
i'd be 700 pounds

Wahoo says:
you should... I don't know what you're thinking not working there

Nezbitt says:
700 pounds!!!!

Wahoo says:
700 ISH... give or take

Nezbitt says:
well, it IS a rough estimate

Wahoo says:
if you hit 800 they won't make you leave your house anymore... they'll feed you booster juice and marble slab through a straw

Nezbitt says:
well... as long as it's not at the same time... my bowels would never forgive me

Wahoo says:
neither would the people manning the straws

Nezbitt says:
Hey, those are well-paid, highly trained Straw Technicians!

Wahoo says:
it's true, however, you do not have license to traumatize them... their training did not equip them for trauma.

Nezbitt says:
That's a Masters Level course. very expensive.

Wahoo says:
yes... and they just can't afford it... there is not enough work for straw technicians for them to afford that course

Nezbitt says:
well, if they hadn't flooded the job market, they wouldn't all be struggling for work

Nezbitt says:
it's just too easy to be a Straw Tech these days

Wahoo says:
you realize that you could help them out by working at Booster Juice and Marble Slab and becoming 700+ lbs...

Wahoo says:
their fate is in your hands

Nezbitt says:
and so would be my butt

Wahoo says:
Long Live the Straw Techies, I say! Long Live the Straw Techies!

Nezbitt says:
Expensive Degrees for everyone!!!

Wahoo says:
Here, here!

Nezbitt says:
Huzzah!

Wahoo says:
yippee


There you have it. I'm officially insane.

And so are my friends.