Aquacize!

Nez'z Aquacize Quote of the Week:

"I think my inner mermaid is drowning."

Amazing Vacation Over :(

I had an amazing vacation at the Fringe this year. Truly, one of the best years for our little festival, I think.

But I had to go back to work. And that sucks.

While the temp covering for me sucessfully managed to not burn down the office, I did have to come back to a whole pile of paperwork that is taking me forever to clear out.

And I had to spend all morning in a meeting that had nothing to do with me.

That sucked too.

Tomorrow I think I will post the list I made to entertain myself in said meeting.

Such good times.

Fresh As A Dayzee

Is anyone missing a towel?

I found a rogue towel as I was sorting my laundry. I know it's not mine.

Or did the towel fairy pay me a visit?

Hee hee, the concept of a towel fairy makes me giggle.

Poisoned?!?! OH NOEZ!!

I have successfully contracted viral diarrhea. (I think it's a fancy form of food poisoning.)

I feel... like shit. I would never wish this kind of discomfort on anyone.

I called Capital Health. The nice nurse-lady said that I just really need to keep my fluids up (Thank you ScottyBomb for the Gatorade!) and make sure it doesn't get any worse than it already is.

So I want to issue this warning to all the people I saw on Sunday: You may have been exposed!! This virus took 24 hours to incubate (I'm positive I caught it on Saturday) and is spread by contact with bodily fluid. (Most likely saliva.)

So if anyone gets sick, this is your new mantra: Hydrate Hydrate Hydrate!
Get yourself some electrolytes!

So anyone I hugged or kissed or touched on Sunday, please be aware! I may have made you sick! Especially parents!

I'm soooooo sorry!!!
(I feel like the friggin' Outbreak monkey)