I wuz hit by a Nun.

No, seriously.

I was in a little fender-bender a while back. A lady wasn't looking where she was going and changed lanes into me.

She left me a voicemail asking for the name of the station where I made my police report, and put a "sister" in front of her name.

I think I was hit by a nun.

Huh.

Also, a word of warning:

Watch where you're going, or before you know it, you'll have caused $3200 worth of damage to someone else's car.

(Good thing I'm not paying for it!)

Thingz That Make Me Laugh

Inside jokes, one-liners, movie quotes... whatever. It's all funny to me.

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"This is not a game of 'Who the fuck are you?'"

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"Dirty, dirty Autobots."

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"I'm ub3r-ub3r l33t, so ub3r-ub3r l33t. What a wonderful feeling; I'm pwning again."

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Katinka Ingabogovinana na.

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"I'll show you my Key Grip, baby!"

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"Gentlemen, please stop fighting here in India!"

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"But I was in charge of supplies!"

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"And therefore, thank you, I went."

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Lemon curry?

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Llama-face!

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"Of course he's got a knife! He's always got a knife!"

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"Wait a minute..."

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Banff Easter

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"There are just some words you can't say with an American accent; like 'bugger'"

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"Somebody left a baby!"

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Battlemage?

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To Be Continued...

Nez =)

Things That Go Fizz

Dr. Teeth? Are you out there?
Worst Ninja? You too?

I watched these, and they made me think of you two.

1) Look at the Beautiful Man!

2) Hooray Pants!

3) Fabric Softner

4) Too Much of a Good Thing

5) Fruit Salad

6) Great Way to Meet People

I could go on, but I won't.

Isn't YouTube great?

Hee hee hee... Zelda

So we just went to see Video Games Live again (and it was awesome!), and so I was doing a little surfing.

I found this.

I think it's funny.

Introductionz

Rhedd, this is everyone.

Everyone, this is Rhedd.

Well, what do you think?

Saying Goodbyz

It's not what you think.

O.k. I love my car. I love her. She's awesome.

And she's dying.

She burns oil, the fan belt has started to squeak again, sometimes it takes a few tries to get her started in the morning, she's rusted right through on the driver's door, she stalls if she's too cold, she's gone through I don't know how many O2 sensors and (this one is new) she blows a fuse when I put the right signal light on.

It's time to let go. I know.

But she was a good little car; and, for the most part, quite reliable.

I will probably have her replaced by the end of next week.

In the meantime, I'm going to figure out how to get around the city with only left turns.

It Burnz!

It was like a train wreck... I couldn't look away. I can't believe I used to love crap like this...

Halfway through I wanted to scream, "MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!"

Brace yourself.