An Interesting Maze of Stress

I'm so stressed right now I can't even think clearly.

I just feel like screaming at the top of my lungs from a very high building,

"ALRIGHT WORLD! YOU WIN! I GET IT! YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TAKE ANOTHER VACATION EVER AGAIN!!! FINE!!"

It's just too damn hard to come back and deal with everything all at once. And all by myself.

And I can feel the icy glare of the Ninja on me. He's heard all this before and probably can't believe he's hearing it again.


I'm too tired to deal, I'm going to bed. Maybe tomorrow will be better.
I love you, Scotty.

Nez Can't Help Herself!

I couldn't resist...

Anita is doing what she does best: raising the dead.

Anita is way cooler than buffy.

Anita is not the only one who has developed in a major three-dimensional way through seven novels.

ANITA is calibrated to simultaneously monitor 32 gaseous contaminants at low parts per million levels in the cabin atmosphere without changing the physical or chemical properties of the gas sample.

Anita is a graduate of Furman University with a double major in French and Harp.

Anita is erg boos.

Anita is in a brilliant print of toned floral pinks.

Anita is still in the hospital until tomorrow.

I know that's more than five. But I don't care, it's funny!

Somebody Stop Me From Taking These Testz!

Pretty accurate except for the cheating one... I swear Scottybomb, that one is totally off!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

If I've said it once... I've said it a thouzand times.

The Zombies are coming... and they're coming for me.

Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 79%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 53% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Nez Takes Another Test...

I knew it!! SWEET!!!
(You have to scroll down, for some reason this thing takes up a poopload of space)

Swedish Chef! You scored 64 Mood and 74 Energy!

You are happy and energetic. People just love being around you and your infectious energy. You're good at entertaining people without even trying, and you make a mean lutefiske.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Mood You scored higher than 79% on Energy

Link: The Muppet Personality Test written by TheLadyEve on Ok Cupid

Egadz!! So much weekend!!

I think I need a vacation now to recover from the weekend...

Did K-days Friday night, went on rides, played skee-ball. I had a bear won for me! We named him Duck (also crossed something off my list, but we won't go there). Went to the Heritage Festival with ScottyBomb, then out to the lake for the rest of the weekend with his family (much drinking was involved). Came home, tended to the sunburn, tried to get some work done (with moderate success), piled into Honey (who has decided to make a new unhealthy noise) and went off to the movies and made it home just in time to catch the last 20 minutes of my TV show.

On the upside, Dr. Teeth scored me more Barry Ween. Woot!

I think I need a nap.